Message from the Club President
"Ara I wouldn't be fond of drinking but when I go at it, I do go at it awful and very hard. I do have 45 pints in about 2 hours, I'd have a packet of crips then and maybe an auld packet of peanuts.
And I'd go for probably, ara I'd have 10 more anyway, And then I'd get up the following morning and Maureen would have the fry on, And I'd go at it again and there'd be no f*cking stopping me. I'd take the shirt of any man's back. Bastids."